Dear Ike,

You may have saved me, and don’t take this the wrong way but, you need to be more realistic. I mean really, the school is not a prison. It’s a beautiful place. I’ve seen the class rooms, and the teaching is amazing. Best of all ,I hear the food is delicious. Now let’s be real, you stole the pie, you chased the Hibbens cats, and you were not ill. Look Ike, I love you, but you need to stop. Yes I am sending you back to obedience school.

                                    Your Owner,

Mrs.Larue